Some of you are probably asking "Why are Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, and Neil Young still alive? They're all so old!" The answer is simple: they use their harmonica holders for more than holding harmonicas.
(Seriously though, don't drive and text)
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Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.
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