Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.
Some of you are probably asking "Why are Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, and Neil Young still alive? They're all so old!" The answer is simple: they use their harmonica holders for more than holding harmonicas.
(Seriously though, don't drive and text)
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