Good Morning! DON'T INTERRUPT

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Good Morning! DON'T INTERRUPT
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Hey kids, have you heard about that one game that everyone seems to be playing? What are your thoughts on it?

You'd Better Appreciate It

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You'd Better Appreciate It
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Even if I get testy when you interrupt me in the middle, and even if I occasionally and compulsively lie about my addiction. Okay, so maybe I have a problem.

I Keep Running But I Don't Seem to Lose Any Weight

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I Keep Running But I Don't Seem to Lose Any Weight
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Man, it seems like everyone's playing that game nowadays.

Also, if you have the conversational texting skills of a brick wall (you don't offer any of your own information and repeatedly ask generic, open-ended questions - "how are you?" and "what are you doing?"), then people will ditch you to play a video game. Sorry, but it's true.