Then you'd be a California raisin and it would be an EPIC PUN TAT.
To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.
It's not the ugliest, but it's not something most mothers would want to see anyway.
We may have actually found the one person on earth who finds duckface attractive enough to be reminded of it all the time, forever.
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