That's right, you spoiled children of the world... Batman doesn't get to have fancy gadgets, so why should you?
From the submitter:
This was a random text I got Christmas morning from a number I didn't recognize. I'm pretty sure it meant to say "xmas", but this was way better!
As an added bonus, today is Stan "The Man" Lee's birthday! It's an xmen miracle!
Super-teens are still gonna act like teens, no matter how "super" they are. And teens WILL overshare. Let's just hope Robin hasn't leaked any pics of himself in those shorts of his.
UGH it's not even a green flashlight. The Green Lantern would be so disappointed in you.
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