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By JMJMad1
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If he's going to act like a smarty-pants, he should make sure his display is right-side-up first.

autocorrect boner bother bro Death erection facebook facebook status jesus status - 5327170560
By Unknown
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I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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censoring facebook Hall of Fame iphone status swearing swears - 5327726592
By Unknown
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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.