I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.
Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.
You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.