From the submitter:

"I received a text from a random guy, Mikey, who couldn't quite grasp that I didn't want to talk to some guy I didn't know. The last message effectively ended the conversation."

At least Jar Jar didn't get his own spinoff movie.

No, really, ALL of Star Wars. From Anakin to Endor. (Not the Clone Wars show, though. Sorry, kids).

At least he still has both his hands.