Makes Instagramming Seem That Much More Insignificant

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instagram,the moon,cell phone,moon landing,space
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Thanks, That Was Just What I Needed

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iPhones,just what i needed,literal,space
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Must Mean "All Night Long"

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anal,anal sex,butt,space,spaces
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Mars On Phones!

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iphone,kids these days,Mars,space
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Death to Cheesy Texting

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cheesy,couples,dating,Death,die,give,relationships,space
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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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ass,butt,dating,flirting,one liners,pants,relationships,softball,space
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Houston, We Have a Penis I MEAN PROBLEM

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astronaut,gloves,houston,moon,nasa,neil armstrong,space
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