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Siri, what does Siri mean? Do you follow the three laws of robotics? These are just some of the hilarious results of asking Siri serious questions beyond directions to the local bar. Be careful what you wish for.

Burn Her!

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Just a Little Too Helpful

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Via www.reddit.com

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Siri's Just Not Qualified

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Siri, Engage "Whisper Sweet Nothings" Mode

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Siri Has Good Days and Bad Days

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Via shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com

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Are We Not Laughing About This Yet?

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Psycho Siri

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Good to Know That in Advance

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Created by Lito64

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Ouch. Is This the New "Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse"?

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But We've Had Such Good Times Together

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Created by sarahnc13 ( Via Cheezburger iOS Builder )

What Also Floats in Water?

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It's the Most Whimsical Twitter Account!

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Siri Thinks There is No Try

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Created by skramer9254

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I'm Sorry, Dave, I Can't Let You Text That

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This Must Be Before Nick Fury Lost His Eye

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It'll Only Get Worse When He Asks to "Carr" Someone

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