Clap Your Hands

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clap your hands,insults,loose,put-downs,sexy
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I'd Slide That

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AutocoWrecks,clothing,panties,sexy,slide to unlock,underwear,unlock
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I know the designers intended to mean something completely different, but isn't the "slide to unlock" function usually reserved for zippers on that part of the body? And what kind of sick bastard would put zippers on someone's underwear?

Siri Disagrees

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clothing stores,im-too-sexy,sexy,siri
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&w=500]

You Know What Else I Think Is Sexy? Pedophiliac Bears

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autocorrect,boy scouts,pedobear,sexy,shorts
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Yeah, the Shallow End

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birth,dropped,Hall of Fame,sexy
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Dat Nostril

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cameraphone,Photo,sexy,sexy pic
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It Must Have Been Right After That Salad of Hilarious

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eat,eating,food,Hall of Fame,one liner,sexy,you are what you eat
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