I'm Too Sexty for This Phone

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I'm Too Sexty for This Phone
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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

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Top of the Class
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I like how "sexting" is italicized, as if the designer couldn't believe it either.

Good God, Man!

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Good God, Man!
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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.