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The Merriam-Webster dictionary has added "sexting" to the list of "actual real-life English words." God help us all...

Some guy decides to text a woman that he met through a dating app called Let's Date. (Let's Date is an app that only allows users who have legit Facebook profiles. Remember this.) So he begins with an innocuous greeting, gets no immediate answer, shrugs it off, and goes about his day.

Hahaha, just kidding! Eleven minutes after his perfectly normal question, he decides to take a full frontal nude shot and text to her.

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"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"

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