This Is Why I Wear Clothes and Don't Shave

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This Is Why I Wear Clothes and Don't Shave
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Sometimes you just don't want to know what's buried beneath those layers of foundation and eyeliner and makeup and blouses and hosiery and girdles and hair.

Looks Right to Me.

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Looks Right to Me.
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Everyone knows that the winky face emoticon is the universal sign for "she wants to punch my wee-wee."

Poor T-Rex Can't Text Anyone

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Poor T-Rex Can't Text Anyone
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And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.