Looks Right to Me.

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Looks Right to Me.
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Everyone knows that the winky face emoticon is the universal sign for "she wants to punch my wee-wee."

I'm Too Sexty for This Phone

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I'm Too Sexty for This Phone
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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

He Won't Know the Difference

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He Won't Know the Difference
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Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.