Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

I Prefer Them Shaved

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I Prefer Them Shaved
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Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.

He Won't Know the Difference

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He Won't Know the Difference
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Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

Cheesecake Centerfold

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Cheesecake Centerfold
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"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"