Blue-Ball Sexting

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dating,relationships,sext,sexting,snails,vaseline
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The most frustrating Valentine's Day ever.

This Must Be The iWingMan App

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dating,greetings,Hook Ups,sexting,wingman
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Autocowrecks: I Was Just Supposed to Say the Dimples Part to Myself

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auto correct,AutocoWrecks,bridge,dating,dimples,first date,Hall of Fame,mobile phone,nipples,relationships,sexting,texting
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"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

autocowrecks - siri jump off a bridge

Should Have Shaved It First

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And it STILL smells like tuna.

How to Get Someone to Stop Texting Cat Facts

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Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.

Hey I Tried

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go with the flow,kool-aid man,not sexy,sexting,super naked
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This is Neither the Time Nor the Face

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emoticons,sexting,funny,AutocoWrecks
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