There Were Worse Things Siri Could Have Said About Santa

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There Were Worse Things Siri Could Have Said About Santa
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He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

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Given the choice, I would rather that Santa gave me coal instead of colon. Coal isn't as smelly and only slightly more messy. Plus, to "put colon in your stocking" is laced with way more innuendo than I'm comfortable with.