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Everybody Twitch Your Neck
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In Dance Paraplegic, the Kinect tracks how well you can twitch your neck in time to the beat.

I Keep Running, But I Don't Seem to Get Any Healthier
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Man, it seems like everyone's playing that game nowadays.

Also, if you have the conversational texting skills of a brick wall (you don't offer any of your own information and repeatedly ask generic, open-ended questions - "how are you?" and "what are you doing?"), then people will ditch you to play a video game. Sorry, but it's true.

Because You're Fat
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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken