Ghosts Love Stone Soup

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bus,campbells,ghost,haunted house,pet rock,pet rocks,random,rocks,soup
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This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.

I Don't Understand You

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conjunction,grammar,random,weird,youre
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Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.

Practice Makes Perfect

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carousel,Hall of Fame,practice,pregnant,random,wrong number,Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers
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Eventually We'll Write the Complete Works of Shakespeare!

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random,AutocoWrecks,g rated
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This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.

What A Charming Offer...

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car sex,never soiled,random,what a charming offer
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From the submitter:

"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."

You Must Be From the Internet!

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iPhones,random,stoned,what le heck
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Since You Asked So Nicely ...

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breasts,random,sexting,stranger
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