This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.
Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.
This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.
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