This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.
From the submitter:
"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."
Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.
This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.
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