I Don't Understand You

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I Don't Understand You
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Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.

Ghosts Love Stone Soup

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Ghosts Love Stone Soup
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This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.

What A Charming Offer...

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What A Charming Offer...
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From the submitter:

"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."

Eventually We'll Write the Complete Works of Shakespeare!

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Eventually We'll Write the Complete Works of Shakespeare!
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This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.