This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.
From the submitter:
"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."
Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.
This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.
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