From the submitter:
"From a 'charming' young man I went on one date with and did not sleep with. Be still my beating heart, I think I've found true love..."
This is what happens when you let your phone autocorrect gibberish.
Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.
This is just like that time we used a sack of discarded beanie babies and a used Rice-a-Roni package to break into that crypt. Fun times were had by all.
Meet the 12 Gods of the Internet
Batman's Emotional Range
How Many Peeps Can A .50 Cal Go Through?
This is What Movie Posters Would Look Like if Their 1-Star ...
You've Been Undressing Wrong This Whole Time. Let This Pasty, ...
Single Topic Blog of the Day: Creepy White Guys on Dating ...
Judas Never Really Understood the Concept of Personal Space
He is all rigth now
The Story of Capitalism
Single Topic Blog of the Day: Coloring Book Corruptions Takes ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more