So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset

People around him are probably thinking that he hasn't figured out what "playing doctor" means yet.

And yet one lingering, unresolved question remains: why did Tom need to know about hitting the hay in the first place? Is Tom doing a study?