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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

He Really Knew His Way Up and Down the Scales Too

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We're Porpoisefully Reminding You About Valentine's Day

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Autocowrecks: Grandpa Got Me a Bad Pun for Christmas

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Reincheck

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No, No They Are Not

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Clock Blocker

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Created by thestone ( Via Cheezburger iOS Builder )

Keeping Ahead of the Pun Curve

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If It Will Make You Stop

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He Needs to Clam Up

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I Only Need Enough to Thai-d Me Over

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Ask and Ye Shall Receive

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Created by Curivity

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According to My Calculations, You're a Jerk

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I've Sea-n Enough

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Via www.collegehumor.com

This Conversation Is Ofishially Over

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Funny screen grabs of facepalm pick-up lines, some of which actually worked - cover image of crass suggestion that the girl either things is entertaining, or knows the guy already.

20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

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And Now for Another Joke About Redheads

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