Keeping Ahead of the Pun Curve

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Ugh, it was so long ago that we were still breathlessly waiting for the season opener of American Idol. Is that show still going?

I'm Too Sexty for This Phone

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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

You Beet Me To It

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Actually, I think we've got a couple jokes for you:

autocowrecks - pun lettuce pray

autocowrecks - pun unicorn

Well? How were they? Did you like them? autocowrecks - pun this shucks

FINE I'M SORRY THEY DIDN'T APPEAL TO YOU