Autocowrecks: Grandpa Got Me a Bad Pun for Christmas

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You're the Bono to my Africa

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Take Your Top Off

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Unfortunately, even though she's getting naked, she has to leave the top on if she wants to shake it. It rather defeats the whole purpose.

Nothing Is Free in This God-Fearing Capitalist Country

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Projectile Physics 101

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You really have to watch that one show from NBC that just came back from hiatus to get this joke. Sorry.

Snoop Dogg's Instajokes

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This is from Snoop Dogg's actual Instagram account. He's owned it for almost a year now (since Jan. 19, 2011 - here at Acw we CARE about FACTS) and apparently loves mixing sepia tones and self-effacing humor almost as much as he loves mixing gin and juice.

I Prefer Them Shaved

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Waitaminute... are you SURE that's yours? They all look the same to me, especially when they're covered in fur like that.