Let Me Mullet Over

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Let Me Mullet Over
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Both of these strapping young gentlemen have grown magnificent full-bodied and not-at-all-false mustaches, but only one of them has spelled "mustache" correctly.

Swing and a Miss

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Swing and a Miss
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By the time you find yourself asking the recipient of your cheesy pickup line to answer you, it's already too late.