We Need an App for That

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AutocoWrecks,awkward silence,conversation,distraction,g rated,pretending,socially awkward penguin
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It should also be able to detect that awkward moment when you're at a party surrounded by people and have nobody to talk to.

Fake It to Make It

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alone,annoying friend,basilisk,dogs,friend,pretending,text,texting
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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

Siri is Just Pretending to Ignore You Now

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siri,pretending,candlestick park
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