Thanks a Lot, Technology, for Giving Me Unreasonable Expectations

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Love or Shoes, Love or Shoes... So Hard to Decide

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Let's be honest, saying that sex will be your significant others' only birthday present is a little cheap. Unless he or she would normally pay for it. In which case you're a prostitute, not a lover.