From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.
WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.
j/k sorry for your loss.
People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.