Spermnapping

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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Siri Likes to Bare It All

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People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

That's One Way to Find Out

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This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.

A Sudden Downer

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WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

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