From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.
j/k sorry for your loss.
People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.
This mirrors the reaction of most men finding out the good news, I'd say.