Have you seen the epic-tier trolling that went down by pretending to be an automated "Cat Facts" service? If not, go see it now.

Enough people have tried this prank call themselves, apparently, that an ACTUAL "Cat Facts" website has been getting complaints, judging by this notice they put on their site.

Now it's a prank call so epic, you're trolling two things at once.

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.