From the original source:
My friend gets random text, he trolls away.
I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.
My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!
There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.
Your auto correct is obviously defective - it should be correcting "heyyyyy," not "hey."