You Must Be Thinking of Octopussy

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You Must Be Thinking of Octopussy
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If she searched for "porn" and couldn't find a single trailer, she's probably using using the wrong search tools. Like, say, a rock.

A Dirty Thing You Can Do With Your iPad

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A Dirty Thing You Can Do With Your iPad
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Because the market for screwing even a hollow digital representation of a thing with breasts is strong enough, a Fleshlight iPad case holder is in development and will hit the adult toy shelves soon.

The above picture is only a concept mock-up, but it gives you the basic idea: a fake vagina for lonely people to play with while they look at real ones on-screen.

BRB, have to go look at cat pictures to purge all the grossness from my brain.