And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!
"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."
I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.
From the submitter:
If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.