Worst Day Ever

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Worst Day Ever
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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

autocowrecks - toilet paper

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

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Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!
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From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper

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This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper
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