The Perks of Working for the State

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The Perks of Working for the State
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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

autocowrecks - poop salary

WTFanFic: We Are Literally Imagining Glee Characters Pooping

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WTFanFic: We Are Literally Imagining Glee Characters Pooping
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It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...

Worst Day Ever

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Worst Day Ever
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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

autocowrecks - toilet paper

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.