As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions
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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

Best App Ever, or Greatest App Ever?

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Best App Ever, or Greatest App Ever?
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Time is money, especially when you're in the bathroom at work.

Worst Day Ever

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Worst Day Ever
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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

autocowrecks - toilet paper

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

The First Time Was Better

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The First Time Was Better
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

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Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!
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From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!