Congratulations, and Who Are You Again?

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birthday,bro,buffet,carousel,poop,Trolling Wrong Numbers,wrong number
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Random person sent a happy birthday greeting to a wrong number, and received back a rather strange reply.

This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper

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dogs,Inception,poop,pooping
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"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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auto correct,pick u up,pick up,poop,pooping
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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.