As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions
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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

The Perks of Working for the State

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The Perks of Working for the State
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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

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That Special Someone

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That Special Someone
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I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.