the HORROR

(R-r-r-repost!)

It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.

And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

I even tattooed you to my back!

From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.

never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended