It's too late, someone's already used his revenge feces on Greg. A dinosaur costume may also have been involved.
And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!
I even tattooed you to my back!
From the submitter:
If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
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