Mom Discovers Emoji

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No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

Worst Day Ever

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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

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Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

The Perks of Working for the State

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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

autocowrecks - poop salary

Thinking of You

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I even tattooed you to my back!