Worst Day Ever

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bathroom,fml,poop,pooping,toilet paper,TP
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They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

autocowrecks - toilet paper

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.

That Special Someone

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ecard,friend,poop,pooping,toilet texting
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I'm working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won't bother you for too long.

Mom Discovers Emoji

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No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

I Will Take This Dump in Honor of a Good Friend

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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.

A Crappy Situation

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joke,poop,pooped,prank
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never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended

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