Officer Friendly

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Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.

There Were EXPLOSIONS

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I'll bet I know where he got that story from...

autocowrecks - actual wreck

Kids Text the Darndest Things

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From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

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