From the submitter:
A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.
I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.
Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.
I'll bet I know where he got that story from...