Mmm Pizza

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wrong number,iPhones,pizza,g rated,AutocoWrecks
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What Else Do You Need a Phone to Do?

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batman,everything you need,pizza,red phone
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I eagerly await the mass distribution of the "Batman-Pizza Phone."

I'm Going Through Some Stuff

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eat your feelings,iPhones,pizza
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How Sure Are You?

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forever alone,contacts,pizza,how sure
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"Pretty damn sure!"

To be Fair, They Both Involve Meat

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auto correct,penis,pizza
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Unless your phone is trying to tell you that your penis is a vegetable.

They Deliver Now?

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autocorrect,pizza,text,funny
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I Think We All Know That Reason

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craving,fine,iPhones,pizza
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