Well That's Horrifying

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Dem Digits!

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iPhone Data Breakdown

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Literalist

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The burning "U," of course, was a ritual common to a certain subbranch of the KKK that just really, really hated the Indianapolis Colts.

Freaking People Out Is What I DO

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He Won't Know the Difference

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Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

Cheesecake Centerfold

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"That's nice babe, but I'm in more of a pastrami sandwich mood. Send me a foot-long?"