He Won't Know the Difference

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He Won't Know the Difference
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Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

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The burning "U," of course, was a ritual common to a certain subbranch of the KKK that just really, really hated the Indianapolis Colts.