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After All That, I Don't Want To See Anything You Send Me
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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

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Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.

Mythical Because It's HUGE, Hahahaha... Right?
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It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?