Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long

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Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long
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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

Isn't That Redundant?

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Isn't That Redundant?
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Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.