Isn't That Redundant?

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Isn't That Redundant?
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Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.

Now Finish Reading the Caption

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Now Finish Reading the Caption
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You had to look down at your keyboard, didn't you?

Now look back up at this caption. Keep reading.

You didn't read the title, either. Look up and read it.

Now hold your cursor over the image above and read the hover text.

The Legend of the One-Eyed Monster

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The Legend of the One-Eyed Monster
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It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?

Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long

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Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long
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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?