You had to look down at your keyboard, didn't you?

Now look back up at this caption. Keep reading.

You didn't read the title, either. Look up and read it.

Now hold your cursor over the image above and read the hover text.

Unless you don't have a penis. In which case it's not redundant so much as confusing.

It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?