You Read This Wrong

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You Read This Wrong
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By RachaelSelina
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Go back and read the "hard" one again.

Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long

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Though Now That You Mention It, They're Both Ten Inches Long
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When someone rejects your offer to send him or her pictures of your male appendage, just blame it on autocorrect. Are you listening, Anthony Weiner?

The Legend of the One-Eyed Monster

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The Legend of the One-Eyed Monster
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It's mythical because it's HUGE, right? Like Bigfoot? And not because it's fictional and doesn't exist... RIGHT?