Shhh, Just Go With It

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inb4 someone points out that you can't interrupt someone in the middle of a text message. Shhh, don't speak.

A Born Poet

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The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with

Choking Hazard

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What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.