inb4 someone points out that you can't interrupt someone in the middle of a text message. Shhh, don't speak.
The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with
He better get that checked.
Someone had too much sugar for breakfast.
If You Thought That Lightsaber Was Ridiculous, Wait Until ...
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Hamsters Construct a Snowman
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Directo en toda la Friendzone
That Moment When You Realize Your Cat is Someone Else's Beloved ...
At His Age, You're Lucky He's Not Choking it
Go Home Wise Men, Smell Ya Later!
Watch This Little Boy Get the Christmas Present He's Always ...
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