Geeks in Love

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Geeks in Love
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When even people who profess their love via video game characters find the "arrow to the knee" line hard to swallow, you know that joke has probably run its course.

I Sense Much Hotness in You

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I Sense Much Hotness in You
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Oh dear lord, geek sexting appears to be catching on. Now we just need a triple-hybrid word combo from "geek," "sex," and "texting" so that CNN can pick up a new buzzword and report it in their bi-hourly "What Teens Are Doing Today" segment. "Gexting" might work.

I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

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I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule
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Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.