Callin' Oates: Your Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline

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Whether you want to ease the pain of heartbreak with the bittersweet melody of "She's Gone" or celebrate a blossoming romance to the euphoric beat of "You Make My Dreams," the Callin' Oates hotline will be there for you. Just dial (719)26-OATES and open a direct line to your heart.

Going to a Concert LOL Txt It

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Going to a Concert LOL Txt It
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On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

You Should Be Glad They Don't Recognize the Nickelback Song

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You Should Be Glad They Don't Recognize the Nickelback Song
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No seriously, I'm not singing anymore. What's that on Joey's head, he's starting to weird me out...