The Fix'd iPhone "Rock God" Commercial

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In this version, Siri's much less patient with preening pre-teens.

(this version of Siri uses naughty language)

Selfishness Set to Music

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The collection of self-centered brats who were livid about not getting an iPhone for Christmas has creeped from the Twitter feed into our hearts (specifically the parts of our hearts that like to hate things). It's been so popular, in fact, that musician/comedian Jonathan Mann decided to set their tweets to music. If music be the food of laughter and/or hate, play on.

Video contains language appropriate only for foul-mouthed ingrates.

Violinist Gets Sarcastic About a Concertgoer's Cell Phone

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Several months ago, a violinist in Slovakia was rudely interrupted by someone's ringtone. This is how he reacted. I won't say how - you'll have to watch the video - but I'll give you a hint in secret coded idiot-speak: liek a bau5.

DAMMIT KITTY STOP LISTENING TO SNOW PATROL

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DAMMIT KITTY STOP LISTENING TO SNOW PATROL
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You now remember that one song from 2006 that amateurs with guitars never stopped playing ever.