Everyone is else kinda busy, so... you got this brah!

So you CAN! If Siri says you can, you CAN!

The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

"The Precious" would be a lot more precious if it gave you a seven-day forecast and the quickest route to Mount Doom.