An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.
SHUT UP GEORDI
MY PUN IS BETTER
On the plus side, you don't get cold, distant, emotionless, automated, and above all snarky responses to your sincere questions. So much for building trust.
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