He Needs to Clam Up

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AutocoWrecks,bad jokes,g rated,Hall of Fame,joke,mobile phones,ocean,pun,puns,sea,texting
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This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

Crayons Before Mans

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AutocoWrecks,coloring book,crayons,crayons before mans,dating,fun,Harry Potter,mobile phones,relationships,sex,texting
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Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

Elektra Compwrecks

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AutocoWrecks,boyfriend,dad,dating,dilf,eww,mobile phones,no sexy time,older,parenting,relationships,sex,texting
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Who Doesn't Think of Space Invaders First?

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AutocoWrecks,galaga,g rated,mobile phones,space invaders,texting,video games
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[polldaddy poll="5775043"]

iPhone Invaders

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AutocoWrecks,clever,g rated,iphone,mobile phones,pew pew,space invaders,texting,video games
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Will I Pay Collect, or in Vaginal Flatulence?

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auto correct,autocorrects,AutocoWrecks,g rated,hobo,mobile phones,quarters,queefs,texting,vagina
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A Victim of Narcolepsy

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AutocoWrecks,busted,club,dating,excuses,Hall of Fame,i lied,lying,mobile phones,relationships,sleepy,texting
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