Both Belong in the Kitchen, Making Me a Bacon Sandwich

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I Will Take This Dump in Honor of a Good Friend

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The question is, if she's out celebrating, where's Joey? Sitting at home alone while he reads happy birthday texts from people who are partying without him? Diff'rent strokes, I guess.