masturbation

Worst Timing Ever
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What's the lady version of getting blue-balled? Getting red-vajayed? Wait, that's something else.

Just Passing the Time
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If you're getting paid by the hour and you go into the bathroom to pleasure yourself, does that make you a prostitute?

What I'm Saying Is That I Technically Ejaculated on Your Face
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What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.