Little White Lies

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drunk,drunk texting,last night,lying,rude
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

I Keep Running But I Don't Seem to Lose Any Weight

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exercise,games,lying,run,temple run
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Man, it seems like everyone's playing that game nowadays.

Also, if you have the conversational texting skills of a brick wall (you don't offer any of your own information and repeatedly ask generic, open-ended questions - "how are you?" and "what are you doing?"), then people will ditch you to play a video game. Sorry, but it's true.

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